1. Even if you think for one, pacifist minute that you are going to be able to keep toy guns out of their playtime arsenal, boys will still use any object - even fingers will do - to point and shoot.
2. No matter the toy; stuffed animals, dolls (not dolls, ACTION FIGURES), a couple of blocks. It's all about the battle.
1. Even if you think for one, pacifist minute that you are going to be able to keep toy guns out of their playtime arsenal, boys will still use any object - even fingers will do - to point and shoot.
2. No matter the toy; stuffed animals, dolls (not dolls, ACTION FIGURES), a couple of blocks. It's all about the battle.
3. Girls might scream, but boys are just darn LOUD.
4. A boy will be fascinated by his anatomy at a very early age and freely offer condolences to mom over being gypped by God in that department.
5. I’ve heard that boys get their intelligence from the mother. This must be true because sometimes I feel my boys have tapped it all out of me.
6. Oh, how they love to mimic audible body functions.
7. You will never make it from the car to a building without a boy trying to climb anything and everything along the way.
8. Wash hands? Why, food tastes better after being handled by grubby mitts.
9. Boys might be able to aim a dart gun by age 2, however, even by age 43 they will not be able to accurately hit a toilet bowl.
But, most importantly:
10. Boys love their mommies. And boy, does this mommy love her boys.