Mom: So, what's your favorite homonym.
Kid: Homonym, I hate homonym.
Kid 2: No, I think you mean homily.
Mom: Not homily, a homily is the product of homiletics.
Kid: Ancient Egyptian writing?
Kid 2: No, that's hieroglyphics. Homiletics, you know, preaching.
Mom: Now, where were we? Oh, yes; you were telling me you hate hominy.
Kid: Hominy! Yes, that's the white stuff I can't stand!
Mom: So, what's your favorite homonym?
Kid: Beats me.
Kid 2: Beets? I love beets!
Mom: So, what's your favorite homonym.
Kid: Homonym, I hate homonym.
Kid 2: No, I think you mean homily.
Mom: Not homily, a homily is the product of homiletics.
Kid: Ancient Egyptian writing?
Kid 2: No, that's hieroglyphics. Homiletics, you know, preaching.
Mom: Now, where were we? Oh, yes; you were telling me you hate hominy.
Kid: Hominy! Yes, that's the white stuff I can't stand!
Mom: So, what's your favorite homonym?
Kid: Beats me.
Kid 2: Beets? I love beets!