We're on our way to run errands when I take a swig of my bottled water. From the back-seat a child's voice issues this warning:
"MOM!!! Don't drink when you're driving!!!"
"It's just water, Chris. I'm not even on the main road yet."
"MOM!!! If you drink and drive you're going to be pulled over by the POLICE and have to do EXercises on the side of the ROAD and they're going to show you on T.V. with your FACE scribbled out and then you'll go to JAIL!!!"
One sip of Evian and I'm barreling straight down the slippery slope that leads to Stony Lonesome.
We're on our way to run errands when I take a swig of my bottled water. From the back-seat a child's voice issues this warning:
"MOM!!! Don't drink when you're driving!!!"
"It's just water, Chris. I'm not even on the main road yet."
"MOM!!! If you drink and drive you're going to be pulled over by the POLICE and have to do EXercises on the side of the ROAD and they're going to show you on T.V. with your FACE scribbled out and then you'll go to JAIL!!!"
One sip of Evian and I'm barreling straight down the slippery slope that leads to Stony Lonesome.