Are you dating or currently engaged to be married? Here is a test you can perform to see if your boy or girlfriend really loves you. It is a much more reliable method than plucking petals off a daisy.
First, compose a silly ditty that calls attention to an endearing, possibly embarrassing, quality possessed by your future spouse.
Then, at dinner parties or other business socials, take every opportunity to work your composition into conversations with your fiancé’s co-workers, bosses, or other esteemed colleagues.
Are you dating or currently engaged to be married? Here is a test you can perform to see if your boy or girlfriend really loves you. It is a much more reliable method than plucking petals off a daisy.
First, compose a silly ditty that calls attention to an endearing, possibly embarrassing, quality possessed by your future spouse.
Then, at dinner parties or other business socials, take every opportunity to work your composition into conversations with your fiancé’s co-workers, bosses, or other esteemed colleagues. The more persuasive you are in making these people he is trying to impress perceive you to be a lunatic, the more effective the test. The more he loves you, the stronger he will defend you in public, thus he will always have ready a mental list of your good qualities.
If you can't think of your own jingle, and there is an uncannily high probability that your future life-mate will bump his head, or drop a frozen pizza and a hard cover Clancy novel on the head of the passenger sitting next to him on his flight from Chicago, knocking the poor fellow's reading glasses 4 rows back, then feel free to borrow mine.
It's called, Conked My Noodle, by Cindy Adams:
I was taking a trip on the silver wings
when the flight attendant said "You'd better stow those things."
I should have put them under my seat instead
because I CONKED MY NOODLE on the overhead.
Conk my noodle,
getting in the car.
Conk my noodle,
no matter where we are.
Don't know if I'm just tall
or if everything's too short,
but when I conk my noodle
it really hurts!
Don't be shy, this is a proven method to determine how much your partner will take. Yes, he still married me!
COMING SOON: Effectively Using A Blog to Keep Your Spouse on His Best Behavior.