I'm standing with a fresh, steamy cup of coffee, chatting with a new acquaintance. "Can I get you some coffee?"
"No," she says, I don't drink caffiene.
"No coffee? It's the nectar of God! How do you get through the morning without coffee?"
"I'm Mormon," she smiles.
The good news is that I shut up before asking when she's due. I'm not that dumb.