omphaloskepsis
pronunciation: ohm-fuh-loh-skep-sis
definition: The contemplation of one's navel as part of a mystical exercise; an idiom meaning complacent self-absorption
Who knew there's a word for staring at your bellybutton? As for mystical exercise, it's no mystery that lack of exercise is one reason it's been 7 years since I've seen my bellybutton, much less contemplate it.