Moms and dads, there will come a day when you have no choice but to usher your small children of the opposite sex into your public restroom stall while you attend to urgent matters.
Of course, the restroom will be very busy and your child will be very inquisitive. Allow me to share some examples from personal experience:
Moms and dads, there will come a day when you have no choice but to usher your small children of the opposite sex into your public restroom stall while you attend to urgent matters.
Of course, the restroom will be very busy and your child will be very inquisitive. Allow me to share some examples from personal experience:
The Penis Question:
"Mom, why don't you have a penis?"
"Well, son, God made girls to be different than boys."
"Oh, God made boys the right way!"
(It's inborn I tell you, inborn.)
The Period Question:
"Mom, why is there a string coming out of your bum?"
(Can I resist this one? Despite the fact that Chuck will be mortified?)
"Well, son, that's what mommy pulls when she wants to talk."
(Oh, those wide eyes are priceless.)
Yes, I know, it's always the mother's fault.