There’s a cosmetics saleswoman in Chuck’s Wednesday business networking group.  Last week she got up to introduce a new product – a firming eye cream.

Well, Chuck started to smile and when she asked what was so funny, he replied that he was just trying to imagine <i>affirming eye cream</i>, you know, you crack open the lid and it starts talking “My, don’t you look pretty today!  Your eyes are lovely in that particular shade of shadow!  Have you been losing weight?  You look 10 years younger since you started using our new affirming eye cream!”

Oy Vay, that’s my husband.  You should hear him at a drive-thru.

 

There’s a cosmetics saleswoman in Chuck’s Wednesday business networking group.  Last week she got up to introduce a new product – a firming eye cream.

Well, Chuck started to smile and when she asked what was so funny, he replied that he was just trying to imagine <i>affirming eye cream</i>, you know, you crack open the lid and it starts talking “My, don’t you look pretty today!  Your eyes are lovely in that particular shade of shadow!  Have you been losing weight?  You look 10 years younger since you started using our new affirming eye cream!”

Oy Vay, that’s my husband.  You should hear him at a drive-thru.