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Things To Ponder

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Written by: Administrator
Published: 02 July 2006
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I believe that our Universe was intelligently designed.  Isn't it wonderful, though, that God has left so much for us to discover on our own?  Here are just 3 of the many mysteries of life I'd love to have answered:

 

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Living Next Door to the Adams Family

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Written by: Administrator
Published: 02 July 2006
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We're not the Addams Family, but sometimes I think that if we just had a live in Uncle named Fester, we'd be close.

Our yard is surrounded on 3 sides by fence which conceals 3 of our neighbors' backyards.  Imagine yourself on the other side of our fence and you hear the following dialogue.

Alex:  Can we look at them?
Mom:  Look with your eyes.
Alex:  Mom!  Chris is picking one up!  He's holding one!
Mom:  Chris, put that down!  We don't touch dead animals in the wild! 

 

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Looking for Love...

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Written by: Cindy Adams
Published: 30 November 1999
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My husband, Chuck, has been a continual source of inspiration as well as side-splitting humor. That is what I love most about him.

The other night we had just turned out the lights after staying up too late watching TV so I rolled over onto my side facing away from him. I lifted my arm to grab and pull some of the covers over me and inadvertently smacked him in the eye with my elbow. I didn’t even feel the impact, but was surprised instead by the Bart Simpson “ohp” from behind me.

“What happened?” I asked.
“You just smacked me in the eye with your elbow!” He exclaimed.
“What on earth was your face doing down by my butt!?” I was a little irritated. I mean, really, I thought his head was on his own pillow.
“I guess looking for love in all the wrong places!” He quipped back without missing a beat.

Now, you see why I love him?

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